Kirsten's Desk |
"We'll get along fine as long as you don't come between me and my coffee." |
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
seven bloated livers,
six delerium tremens,
five pink elephants,
four broken light strands,
three dead poinsettias,
two family squabbles,
AND A PACKAGE FULL OF DEAD BATTERIES!!!
(Thanks, I’ll be here all week.)