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Gingrich promises permanent moon base ‘by the end of my second term’
Republican presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich is promising to colonize the moon.
Speaking in Florida, hit hard by the loss of a large number of space-affiliated jobs, Mr. Gingrich said Wednesday that if elected, “By the end of my second term, we will have the first permanent base on the moon and it will be American.”
He said he believed such a project was possible with commercial and private efforts. According to USA Today, Mr. Gingrich said he had “a romantic belief it is really part of our destiny,” adding that the current state of the space program was a “tragedy.” (Photo: Shannon Stapleton/Reuters)
Guess this means that engineers at a sound stage in some film studio will have work for a while…
i personally don’t think...lofty promise could win you
‘Cave Johnson’That is all………BURN IT DOWN WITH THE LEMONS!!!*regains composure*
He wants to have a colony on the moon. Imagine living on the moon with all the silicon dust. Imagine having to live on...
The moon’s dust won’t do anything to your lungs or equipment if you never disturb it… it’s been perfectly still for a...
THE MOON IS MADE OF SILICON DUST THAT’LL FUCK UP YOUR LUNGS AND EQUIPMENT UNLESS YOU MANAGED TO VACUUM UP THE WHOLE...
Looooooooooool. I giggled at this. Newtter, you so silly.
If this was possible he’d have my vote.
Mars or go home.
Douchebag Newt: “Fuq da poor, fuq da economy, fuq income inequality, fuq balancing da budget, fuq da debt. We’re...
Hahahahaha are you serious. Let’s cut taxes and…colonize...admits those failed…now
Guess this means...engineers at a sound stage in some film studio
I don’t know which part...more far fetched,...his “second...
not an Onion article. And has nothing...Florida primary. (One
thing they’re living...another one. Nice try, Newt.